internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

beyoncebeytwice:

bored but not bored enough to do homework

“But Mockingjays were never a weapon,” said Madge. “They’re just songbirds. Right?

“Yeah, I guess so,” I said, “But it’s not true. A mockingbird is just a songbird. A mockingjay is a creature the Capitol never intended to exist. They hadn’t counted on the highly controlled jabberjay having the brains to adapt to the wild, to pass on its genetic code, to thrive in a new form. They hadn’t anticipated its will to live.

android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

fluffydolphinzombies:

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

What the fuck is even going on here

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

restlesslyaspiring:

ibeggedformercytwice:

#’TONY I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WONDERS OF BUBBLE BATHS’ #’not now honey I’m in the middle of a HOLY SHIT’

Whoever joined these gifs together, well done. 

THANK YOU GIF JOINER PERSON

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

an open letter to yahoo 

dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes:

deanisanactualprincess:

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

and get rid of ask and post limit

Please

don’t

make

us 

use 

THE PUPPY DOG EYES

lolgr8:

sigh

Passion tea is the best tea